Blood Cult

1985

Directed by Christopher Lewis

Starring Meryl Streep, Mel Gibson, Ben Kingsley and Annette Bening
No, seriously!

J-Rock's Review:
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!!! NO SKULLS FOR MOVIES SHOT ON VIDEO TAPE!!!

I bought this movie for two bucks at one of those "Please take these crappy movies" movie sales at a video store. And it's not even worth that much.

It's shot on video tape, and though it's well-edited for a shit movie, it still sucks. It's about some dog cult killing young girls. (Sound familiar? Read on...)

The killings are stupid, and there is no nudity. Don't ever see this movie. It may make you even stupider than you already are.

One funny and strange thing about this movie is that it is the predecessor to Revenge, which we rented up at Rob-Dogg's house. There was nothing on the box that indicated any sequel, but when they started talking about Caninus, the dog devil, we looked at each other and both made that puzzled "What the...?" look. When we checked on our favorite site, the IMDb, we found out they were in fact connected, and directed by the same loser, Christopher Lewis.

So if you want to explore this strange story, go to the IMDb: Blood Cult