1989, Ghostown Film Management
Starring: Petrea Curren, Carel Trichardt, Evan J. Klisser, Ron Palillo, and Abigail Wolcott as Josie
of 5 skulls
Deplorable, despicable, horrible. Stupid, worthless, pointless. This movie is beyond hope. It has no, repeat NO, redeeming qualities. Not even the occasional boobies can save this one.
It is poorly made, it has a stupid plot, it makes no sense, the special effects are crappy. I have no idea how they could get anyone to distribute this joke.
The only part worth watching at all (and only for its laugh value) is when Lucas uses the magic crystal he found on his fish; it grows out of its bowl, then becomes a cheap, ugly hand puppet, before it explodes cheesily - one of the truly great scenes in bad cinema.
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